The quote I posted earlier today put me in a mood for quotes, so I'm going to pull some of my favorites from my own personal quote book.
(Side note: When my friends say things that are silly or make me laugh, I write them down.)
"What kind of dictionary doesn't have 'armpit'?" -K. Gosztola
"What the crap? That's the crappiest piece of crap I've ever seen!" -X. West
"Blue is not my forte." -B. Ford
"Ich kann nicht Lieblingsfarbe." -E. Sienicki (Translation: I can not favorite color.)
"Poop startles me." -M. Archambault
"Everyone is violent when it comes to Richard Simmons." -C. Hendrickson
"Ask a question, get a cake!" -C. Sisk
"I'm not racist. I hate everyone equally." -B. McCool
"DON'T support your thesis, because this is a five-paragraph essay." -J. Sheehan
"That's not a left flank. It's more like a left-plus-some-more-degrees flank." -M. Clarke
"I've done a lot of things to Dr. Dye's mom at this point!" -R. Galizio
"It's like a seahorse! See?...horse." -A. Morin
"Congress: it happened." -A. Everts
"I have a love-hate relationship with Nietzsche, because he hates women." -M. B. Harris
"I have a lot of beefs with that movie. First, I have to sit through two hours of shit, and THEN they find the monkey." -C. White on King Kong
"I haven't played my sax since the last basketball game, and I intend to keep it that way." -J. Bulosan
"Socrates goes swimming...?" -yours truly
"Marcus, if St. Bavo's was a country, there is no WAY they'd send you to the U. N." -S. Jagla
"Tuskey's a GOOSE!" -M. Krakowski
"I lets da poo-gas flow outta mah bee-hind." -N. Krakowski
"Look! If you poke the pope, you poke Justin too!" -A. Tuskey on a T-shirt
End for now. I'll be back later with more quotes...from teachers/professors. :-D
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